George the postman was on the final day of his job after 35 years of serving the same community, come rain or shine. At his first house, he is greeted by the entire family, and sent on his way with a healthy gift envelope. At the second, he is given a case of fine wine, while at the third, he leaves with a box of Havana cigars.
At the fourth house, George is greeted by a beautiful blonde in a baby-doll nightie, who takes him by the hand to the bedroom and treats him to the best sex of his life. Afterwards, she leads him to the kitchen and cooks him a magnificent breakfast.
As the stunning woman pours the coffee, the postie notices a £1 coin next to his cup.
"What's the £1 coin for?" he asks.
"Oh," the woman replies. "Last night I told my husband that today was your last day, and I asked him what we should give you as a special treat. He said, 'F*ck him. Give him a pound.' The breakfast was my idea."
At the fourth house, George is greeted by a beautiful blonde in a baby-doll nightie, who takes him by the hand to the bedroom and treats him to the best sex of his life. Afterwards, she leads him to the kitchen and cooks him a magnificent breakfast.
As the stunning woman pours the coffee, the postie notices a £1 coin next to his cup.
"What's the £1 coin for?" he asks.
"Oh," the woman replies. "Last night I told my husband that today was your last day, and I asked him what we should give you as a special treat. He said, 'F*ck him. Give him a pound.' The breakfast was my idea."
