simon asked his doctor if he'd ever laughed at a patient?
"in over 20 years i haven't, i try to remain professional."
with that, simon dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen,
no bigger than a AAA battery.
so the doctor burst into uncontrollable laughter, wiping away his tears, he takes a deep breath and says,
"i'm sorry, i really am, it won't happen again.....now how can i help you?"
simon says, "it's swollen!!"
"in over 20 years i haven't, i try to remain professional."
with that, simon dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen,
no bigger than a AAA battery.
so the doctor burst into uncontrollable laughter, wiping away his tears, he takes a deep breath and says,
"i'm sorry, i really am, it won't happen again.....now how can i help you?"
simon says, "it's swollen!!"
