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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
> "Now class, I
> won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
> might
> consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
> illness, or a
> death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
> whatsoever!"
> A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
> asks, "What
> would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
> and utter
> sexual exhaustion?"
> The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and
> snickering.
> When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at
> the
> student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
> "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other
> hand."
> "Now class, I
> won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
> might
> consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
> illness, or a
> death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
> whatsoever!"
> A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
> asks, "What
> would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
> and utter
> sexual exhaustion?"
> The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and
> snickering.
> When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at
> the
> student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
> "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other
> hand."
