BRIAN1956
DW Joke King
I've just read that men who live in Reykjavik, on average have the biggest penises in the world.
....So thats why mums go to Iceland.
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The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry.
But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place.
When they stop breaking the law, so will I.
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There was a near tragedy at my local shopping centre recently.
A power cut left four blondes stranded on an escalator for almost five hours.
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My parrot's been diagnosed with AIDS.
That pigeon the randy little bastard shagged must have been a carrier!
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A new Middle East Crisis erupted last night as Dubai TV refused to broadcast episodes of the Flintstones.
A Spokesman said that viewers in Dubai don't understand the humour, but those in Abu Dhabi Do..
....So thats why mums go to Iceland.
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The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry.
But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place.
When they stop breaking the law, so will I.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a near tragedy at my local shopping centre recently.
A power cut left four blondes stranded on an escalator for almost five hours.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My parrot's been diagnosed with AIDS.
That pigeon the randy little bastard shagged must have been a carrier!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A new Middle East Crisis erupted last night as Dubai TV refused to broadcast episodes of the Flintstones.
A Spokesman said that viewers in Dubai don't understand the humour, but those in Abu Dhabi Do..
