marty
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Found this elsewhere....Don't know if it has been posted but made me laugh.....:Laugh:
Did you know that after Ronaldo’s First Game at Man.U he phoned home to tell his Mum how he had got on.
"Hello Mum, guess what?" he said "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.
"Wonderful," says his Mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of drug pushers, and all while you were having such a great time."
Ronaldo very upset says, "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his Mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Manchester in the first place!"
Did you know that after Ronaldo’s First Game at Man.U he phoned home to tell his Mum how he had got on.
"Hello Mum, guess what?" he said "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.
"Wonderful," says his Mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of drug pushers, and all while you were having such a great time."
Ronaldo very upset says, "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his Mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Manchester in the first place!"
