allanj
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A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.
The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with a co worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget.
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,
"Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says,
"Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then”
A lesbian goes to a gynaecologist and the gynaecologist says, "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages."
"Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."
The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with a co worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget.
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,
"Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says,
"Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then”
A lesbian goes to a gynaecologist and the gynaecologist says, "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages."
"Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."