Wiz
Senior Member +
Thoughtful Husband.
Wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in bed
with a strange woman. She says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming
back."
He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"
She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. And this had better
be good!"
He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young
lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her
and
asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.
She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.
She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you
anymore, the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago
that you wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only
twice.
I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you
never served me.
I showed her to the door. She was so grateful, for all these things,
and she thanked me profusely. But then, as she was about to leave she
turned around and asked me........ "Is there anything else your wife
doesn't
use anymore?" :Jester: :Jester: :Jester:
Wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in bed
with a strange woman. She says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming
back."
He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"
She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. And this had better
be good!"
He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young
lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her
and
asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.
She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.
She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you
anymore, the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago
that you wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only
twice.
I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you
never served me.
I showed her to the door. She was so grateful, for all these things,
and she thanked me profusely. But then, as she was about to leave she
turned around and asked me........ "Is there anything else your wife
doesn't
use anymore?" :Jester: :Jester: :Jester:
