jazzylover
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In an attempt to rectify the abysmal Replay Box situation I thought I’d send it to Sir Clive Sinclair. Below are partial transcripts of a letter and a phone conversation with Sir Clive.
Thank you for your kind donation, for years I have been ridiculed for my ingenious inventions. The Sinclair C5 was a revolutionary masterpiece that should have changed the world, yet for the short sightedness of pitiful mankind I was ridiculed and made to feel like a mere mortal. Now armed with your beautiful invention I shall take on the world.
Sir Clive “By the way what is it?”
Me “It’s a cable box capable of recording and pausing live programs”
Sir Clive “No seriously what is it”
Me “It’s called Replay box, It allows you to watch segments of programs on low bandwidth channels, using a special patented technique called Glitchovision”
Sir Clive “Stupendous my dear fellow, finally something to rival my C5. In fact I shall re-launch the C5 incorporating this revolutionary entertainment system and market it as the punani mobile, where I can hang with me crack hoes and watch 10cent in bitching Glitchovision.
Finally a partnership made in heaven, at all leading stockist.
Thank you for your kind donation, for years I have been ridiculed for my ingenious inventions. The Sinclair C5 was a revolutionary masterpiece that should have changed the world, yet for the short sightedness of pitiful mankind I was ridiculed and made to feel like a mere mortal. Now armed with your beautiful invention I shall take on the world.
Sir Clive “By the way what is it?”
Me “It’s a cable box capable of recording and pausing live programs”
Sir Clive “No seriously what is it”
Me “It’s called Replay box, It allows you to watch segments of programs on low bandwidth channels, using a special patented technique called Glitchovision”
Sir Clive “Stupendous my dear fellow, finally something to rival my C5. In fact I shall re-launch the C5 incorporating this revolutionary entertainment system and market it as the punani mobile, where I can hang with me crack hoes and watch 10cent in bitching Glitchovision.
Finally a partnership made in heaven, at all leading stockist.