New Job

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Argeey

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Guy gets a job in the local zoo.
He has 3 responsibilities, feed the fish, look after the chimpanzees and get the honey from the beehives.
While feeding the fish a pirana jumps out of the tank and bites him. The guy knocks it to the ground and kills it.
To get rid of the evidence he throws the fish's body to a lion.
He goes on to clean out the chimps. A chimp starts throwing bananas at him so he hits it with his shovel and kills it.
Again he gets rid of the body by throwing it to a lion.
His final task of the day was to collect the honey. As he works, the bees start to sting him so he swats them with his shovel.
When the honey is collected, there is a pile of splattered bees. Again he feeds them to a lion.

Next day, a new lion is delivered to the zoo. It goes into the lion enclosure and starts speaking to the other lion. "Hi I'm new here, what's it like?" he asks.
The other lion said "I'm new here myself, I've only been here a day. The place is ok but the food is a bit strange. Yesterday, for example the gave me
fish and chimps with mushy bees!"
 
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