A woman walks down the street to work and sees a parrot on a perch in front of a pet shop. The parrot squawks and says, "My God you're ugly!"
Furious, she storms off past the shop to work.
On the way home she sees the parrot and again it squawks and says, "My God you're ugly!". This goes on for week...
Finally she is so fed up that she goes into the shop and complains. The owner apologises profusely and promises he would make sure the parrot never says it again or he would have it put down.
As the woman walks past the shop the next day the parrot squawks at her, expecting the worst she turns, stares, raises her eyebrows and asks it "What?"
The parrot stares back and says, "You know."
Furious, she storms off past the shop to work.
On the way home she sees the parrot and again it squawks and says, "My God you're ugly!". This goes on for week...
Finally she is so fed up that she goes into the shop and complains. The owner apologises profusely and promises he would make sure the parrot never says it again or he would have it put down.
As the woman walks past the shop the next day the parrot squawks at her, expecting the worst she turns, stares, raises her eyebrows and asks it "What?"
The parrot stares back and says, "You know."
