muggers

[scoot]

whilst coming home from work last night down a back entrance,

and dont reply to that part damage i know what yer thinkin??

anyway a big lad jumped out with a knife and acosted me for my money!!

so I went to the police station to report it,

and the officer said ,

"can you give me a description,

I said " about 6 ft tall",

hed have to be a big un to take me on see!!,


" about 15 stone with a skinhead !!,

And he was a local lad!!!!!!!!!!!,

how do you know he was a local lad ??? said the ****stable!!!

because he still had butter on the ferkin knife!!!!!!

scoot