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A newly wed couple return from honeymoon to their new house and the man
turns to his wife and says,
Let's go upstairs and shag!"
His wife replies, "Darling, be quiet, the walls are paper thin in this
house, I don't want the neighbours to hear every time you ask for sex!
Let's create a code that only you and I know to use when you want me"
Ok" says the man, "what do you want me to say?"
She thinks about it for a while and says "If I say the washing machine
door is open then we can have sex.
If I say it is shut then we can't"
The man agrees and the couple go to bed.
He starts cuddling up to her and asks "is the washing machine door
open?"
NO! And it's staying firmly shut" she replies.
The man then turns over and she goes to sleep.
At 4 am she wakes feeling REALLY horny, digs him in the back and
whispers
Darling, the washing machine door is open for you!"
He replies "Tough, it was only a small load so I did it by hand!" :salute:
turns to his wife and says,
Let's go upstairs and shag!"
His wife replies, "Darling, be quiet, the walls are paper thin in this
house, I don't want the neighbours to hear every time you ask for sex!
Let's create a code that only you and I know to use when you want me"
Ok" says the man, "what do you want me to say?"
She thinks about it for a while and says "If I say the washing machine
door is open then we can have sex.
If I say it is shut then we can't"
The man agrees and the couple go to bed.
He starts cuddling up to her and asks "is the washing machine door
open?"
NO! And it's staying firmly shut" she replies.
The man then turns over and she goes to sleep.
At 4 am she wakes feeling REALLY horny, digs him in the back and
whispers
Darling, the washing machine door is open for you!"
He replies "Tough, it was only a small load so I did it by hand!" :salute:
