Marching Season...
Young catholic boy playing in the streets of Belfast finds a sash, so he puts it on and heads home!
He gets home and his fathers in the garden "in the name of Jesus whats that round your neck get up to your room and get it off this instant"
At the top of the stairs he meets his mother "saints preserve us what have you got on??? Get it off and put it in the bin out the back right now"
Out the back he meets his grandad "holy Mary mother of Jesus get that off this instant and take it back where you found it"
The young boy stops and says "for f**k sake I've been an orange man 10 minutes and been re-routed 3 times"
Young catholic boy playing in the streets of Belfast finds a sash, so he puts it on and heads home!
He gets home and his fathers in the garden "in the name of Jesus whats that round your neck get up to your room and get it off this instant"
At the top of the stairs he meets his mother "saints preserve us what have you got on??? Get it off and put it in the bin out the back right now"
Out the back he meets his grandad "holy Mary mother of Jesus get that off this instant and take it back where you found it"
The young boy stops and says "for f**k sake I've been an orange man 10 minutes and been re-routed 3 times"
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