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jawbreaker

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> A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf . Of course, the
> wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
> biggest
> house adjacent to the course.
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
> there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
> going
> to cost us."
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
> said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
> done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
> on
> its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are
> you the people that broke my window?"
> "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
> genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now That
> you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each
> one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
> out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
> I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
> "I'd like to own a few gorgeous homes complete with servants in every
> country in the world," she said.
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
> from
> fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
> woman
> in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
> have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
> you, honey?"
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for
> you!"
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
> afternoon enjoying each other. After about three hours of non-stop sex,
> the
> genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old
> are
> you and your husband?"
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> "No kidding." he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
> believe
> in genies?"
 

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ha ha good 1 m8
 
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