muskrat
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True, but mine does a cracking fry-up and she leaves me alone, mmmmmm
Man Flu - do wwomen understand?
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True, but mine does a cracking fry-up and she leaves me alone, mmmmmm
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You Sir, have a lovelly Woman.
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5' 2", eyes of blue, with the temper of mike tyson!
And been with her 31 years in January, feck I've got a thick skin, matches me head
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Has yours still got the same figure she had at 16?
Mine has, but 31 years with me have scrambled her brain. Think she's got worms coz the greedy barsteward eats like there's no tomorrow.
[EDIT] And the bitch gave me flu the other day
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I really don't think we women will ever understand, I'm still trying to get my head aroundt eh fact that mens voices change when they are ill, thats the biggest mystery to me. You may have a headache, runny nose and achey bones but do you really need to go all meek voiced?
Oh well - the mystery will remain I think
Oh well - the mystery will remain I think
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I really don't think we women will ever understand, I'm still trying to get my head aroundt eh fact that mens voices change when they are ill, thats the biggest mystery to me. You may have a headache, runny nose and achey bones but do you really need to go all meek voiced?
Oh well - the mystery will remain I think
I don't think you understand how the forum works either, your first post is usually a "hello" in the who are you thread.
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ha ha that vid was good, followed a few links on there and came to this one....
[ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J3oAjBwteHo&feature=related]YouTube - women do fart![/ame]
... nearly chocked myself laughing.
Wife has been a veggie since she was 11 so I recognise the sounds in this one.
[ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J3oAjBwteHo&feature=related]YouTube - women do fart![/ame]
... nearly chocked myself laughing.
Wife has been a veggie since she was 11 so I recognise the sounds in this one.
ive just had/ getting rid of now the worse case of man flu ever, misses hasnt even asked how i was instead she came home and started complaining to me that she had a stiff neck, i was like im dying here and youre telling me bout a little thing like that bloody women
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you ain't gone through anything until you've done opiate withdrawal ;P
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Well, you're not gonna believe it but I've came down with man flu!
Last night my temperature was 315 degrees celcius - I scorched the bed clothes.
I had a headache so bad that my brain was bleeding out my ears, my joints ached so bad that I woke up with 2 broken bones and a disslocated shoulder, I'm coughing up phlegm which glows in the dark.
....and what does the wife say? "Shut up you moaning faced bastard!"
Last night my temperature was 315 degrees celcius - I scorched the bed clothes.
I had a headache so bad that my brain was bleeding out my ears, my joints ached so bad that I woke up with 2 broken bones and a disslocated shoulder, I'm coughing up phlegm which glows in the dark.
....and what does the wife say? "Shut up you moaning faced bastard!"
