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A plane travelling from London to Sydney is suddenly hit by a severe engine problem and plummets into the Indian Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart, leaving only one male survivor. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags himself on to the shore. Although he is half drowned he can’t help but admire the beauty of the island he finds himself on. Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the sand, another survivor from the crash! He runs over and sees that she is not breathing, so quickly he gives her the kiss of life. After several attempts she coughs and splutters into life. To his amazement he see that it is Kylie Minogue!
Deeply grateful to him for saving her life, Kylie and the stranger form an immediate bond and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love. One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new-found love sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a melancholy look on his face. She wanders over to him.
“What’s wrong, love?” says Kylie.
“Kylie,” he says, “the last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We’ve found this island paradise. We have all the food and water we need and I have you, but still I can’t help feeling there’s something missing.”
“What, my darling?” says Kylie. “What do you need? I’ll do anything.”
“Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt and my trousers?”
“Okay, if that’s what you want,” says Kylie.
“Okay. Now, would you mind walking around the island, and I’ll set off in the other direction and meet you on the beach half-way?”
“Okay, my love, whatever will make you happy,” says Kylie.
So they set off in opposite directions. After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along the beach. He breaks into a run, goes up to her and grabs her by the shoulders and says:
“Bloody hell mate, you’ll never guess who I’m sha**ing!”
Deeply grateful to him for saving her life, Kylie and the stranger form an immediate bond and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love. One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new-found love sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a melancholy look on his face. She wanders over to him.
“What’s wrong, love?” says Kylie.
“Kylie,” he says, “the last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We’ve found this island paradise. We have all the food and water we need and I have you, but still I can’t help feeling there’s something missing.”
“What, my darling?” says Kylie. “What do you need? I’ll do anything.”
“Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt and my trousers?”
“Okay, if that’s what you want,” says Kylie.
“Okay. Now, would you mind walking around the island, and I’ll set off in the other direction and meet you on the beach half-way?”
“Okay, my love, whatever will make you happy,” says Kylie.
So they set off in opposite directions. After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along the beach. He breaks into a run, goes up to her and grabs her by the shoulders and says:
“Bloody hell mate, you’ll never guess who I’m sha**ing!”
