Jesus Is Watching You

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his
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> > picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,
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> > disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus
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> > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
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> > flashlight off, and froze.
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> > When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
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> > head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out
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> > so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
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> > heard, 'Jesus is watching you.'
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> > Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,
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> > looking for the source of the voice.
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> > Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
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> > beam came to rest on a parrot.
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> > Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
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> > 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, and then squawked, 'I'm
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> > just trying to warn you.'
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> > The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world
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> > 'Moses,' replied the bird.
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> > 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people
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> > 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
 

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hahah like everyone else, loved it. made me chortle anyway xx
 
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