It didn't take long

[die5el]

It hasn't taken long for the jokes to start!!!! Enjoy, LOL…..


Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO
cube?

A. A laughing stock.

Q What’s the height of optimism?

A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What’s the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?

A. Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will
come from.

Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in
common with Michael Jackson?

A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?

A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
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[ant1]

I guess your from auss so here is a bit of info you might like to take in a pommie is not a person from the uk if you take your time to look you will find out that pom or pommie comes from Prisoner of Her Majesty e.g as in years ago auss was a place where we sent prisoners so putting this into perspective I guess only the people who live in auss are poms or pommies have a nice day pom

 

[trevortron]

Federal Court Ruling on 7-Y-O Boy....

CANBERRA -



A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.



The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.


After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.


After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English Cricket team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.