huggi
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Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a
sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very
closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his
clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "It is
our custom during mating season when Indian men see a cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a
girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to the opening of the
cave, stopped, and hollered, Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the
cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he
came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking, "Wow, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger
than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in
this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation,and then
he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a
gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his
clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....
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(Get ready, this will kill ya),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very
closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his
clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "It is
our custom during mating season when Indian men see a cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a
girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to the opening of the
cave, stopped, and hollered, Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the
cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he
came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking, "Wow, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger
than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in
this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation,and then
he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a
gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his
clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....
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keep scrolling...
(Get ready, this will kill ya),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
