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There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of
their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that
it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the
mystery...as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays.
So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of
the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few
minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the
ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some
were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off
the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he
could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Still Having a Bad Day? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband
in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH ?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless
protesters were trampled to death.
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WHAT? STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It
came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
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THERE NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of
their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that
it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the
mystery...as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays.
So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of
the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few
minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the
ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some
were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off
the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he
could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Still Having a Bad Day? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband
in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH ?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless
protesters were trampled to death.
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WHAT? STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It
came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
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THERE NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?
