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've are a big boat and we can see your little light shining. You haf 15 mins to change ze course or ve vill ram your puny boat' shouts the German warship captain.
'Sod off' comes the reply.
'Ve are getting very close to you and ve vill not change our course. Ve are bigger than you and ve vill ram your pathetic little tub with it little shiney light'
'Up yours, matey' comes the reply.
'You VILL change course NOW. Ve are 5 minutes avay from you and vill crush you like the little beetle that you are' screams the german captain.
'F**k you, Ar**hole'.
'We are now bearing down upon you and it is too late for you. Say your prayers you arrogant little man. Ve are too late to change course and are about to snuff you out and blow out your light.'
'Well' comes the reply, 'I suggest you find a way of changing your course old chap. This is the lighthouse keeper speaking.'
'Sod off' comes the reply.
'Ve are getting very close to you and ve vill not change our course. Ve are bigger than you and ve vill ram your pathetic little tub with it little shiney light'
'Up yours, matey' comes the reply.
'You VILL change course NOW. Ve are 5 minutes avay from you and vill crush you like the little beetle that you are' screams the german captain.
'F**k you, Ar**hole'.
'We are now bearing down upon you and it is too late for you. Say your prayers you arrogant little man. Ve are too late to change course and are about to snuff you out and blow out your light.'
'Well' comes the reply, 'I suggest you find a way of changing your course old chap. This is the lighthouse keeper speaking.'
