genie joke

[daing]

at my mates house there was a little guy playing the piano. Mate explains that a genie put him there when granting a wish. Offering me a chance of a wish he gets this bottle out and tells me to rub it.<br />Out pops genie who grants me a wish - I ask for pots and pots of money.<br />Next thing, the room is stuffed with loads of pots full of honey. 'Hey, that's not right' I shout at my mate.<br />'Tell me about it' he says, 'the sodding Genie is deaf. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch PIANIST?'

 

[wasnotwasD]

Not bad that! <br /> It reminded me of the one where a group of musicians were on their way to Namibia to play in a concert. When their aeroplane crashed into the thick jungle.<br />They all survived the crash, but were surrounded by a pride of hungry lions, a pack of starving wolves and a host of other carnivores that had missed breakfast that morning.

The wild animals started to close in on the small clearing where the plane landed. The musicians were shi**ing themselves. One of them picked up his trumpet and started to play it. This caused the animals to stop their advance. The rest of survivors quickly got their respective instruments and joined in.

It wasn’t long before all the animals were dancing around and thoroughly enjoying the music. Thinking that the animals would soon tire themselves out, the hopeful musicians picked up the tempo. Other animals emerged from the trees, joining in the party. They were all hypnotised by the fabulous music they were hearing.

THEN…this 11-foot gorilla comes bounding in and promptly picks up the musicians, pulling off their heads, arms and legs.<br />One of the lions goes over to the gorilla and says, "what the fook did you do that for?". The gorilla cupped one hand behind his ear and said …"EH".<br /> <img src="graemlins/dizzy.gif" border="0" alt="[dizzy]" />