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scoot
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the other day the wifey poos asked me to tidy the bedroom and hoover it,
or else she said she would give me a good hiding, as if! , lol
whilst doing the hoovering near the bed i kept banging against something hidden under the bed.
i reached under and pulled out a shoebox full of £20..00 notes and half a dozen eggs in a box,
what the ferk is she up to i asked myself????
when she got home after spending scooties hard earned money,
i said to her i,ve found £8 thousand pounds in a shoe box ,
and half a dozen eggs in another one,
whats going on???,
to my suprise she said,
"well what it is scoot every time we have a shag .
not swearing deffo , a shag is a bird that flocks round the white cliffs of dover,
anyway carry on you say,
"well what it is scoot everytime we have a shag and i dont have an orgasm!!!""" ,
"each time i put one egg in the box to remind me!!!"
well lads and lasses you can imagine scooties puffed out chest thinking ,
"only 6 failures in 24 yrs of marriage .
ahhhhhhhhh i can accept that,sigh of relief
" but how have you got £8,000 pounds in the other box????
WELL SHE SAID TO MY HORROR ,
"EVERY TIME I GET A DOZEN EGGS TOGETHER , I FLOG THEM DOWN THE MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
regards scoot
or else she said she would give me a good hiding, as if! , lol
whilst doing the hoovering near the bed i kept banging against something hidden under the bed.
i reached under and pulled out a shoebox full of £20..00 notes and half a dozen eggs in a box,
what the ferk is she up to i asked myself????
when she got home after spending scooties hard earned money,
i said to her i,ve found £8 thousand pounds in a shoe box ,
and half a dozen eggs in another one,
whats going on???,
to my suprise she said,
"well what it is scoot every time we have a shag .
not swearing deffo , a shag is a bird that flocks round the white cliffs of dover,
anyway carry on you say,
"well what it is scoot everytime we have a shag and i dont have an orgasm!!!""" ,
"each time i put one egg in the box to remind me!!!"
well lads and lasses you can imagine scooties puffed out chest thinking ,
"only 6 failures in 24 yrs of marriage .
ahhhhhhhhh i can accept that,sigh of relief
" but how have you got £8,000 pounds in the other box????
WELL SHE SAID TO MY HORROR ,
"EVERY TIME I GET A DOZEN EGGS TOGETHER , I FLOG THEM DOWN THE MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
regards scoot
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