A man walks into confession, and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned...
I had sex with seven different women last night"
The priest is silent for a moment, then says,
"Go home, and cut seven lemons in half, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink it down in one gulp
"and i'll be forgiven? asks the man!..
"No, replies the priest, "But it will wipe that fekkin smile off your face!
I had sex with seven different women last night"
The priest is silent for a moment, then says,
"Go home, and cut seven lemons in half, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink it down in one gulp
"and i'll be forgiven? asks the man!..
"No, replies the priest, "But it will wipe that fekkin smile off your face!
