allanj
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An Irish priest is in a church on Saturday afternoon, hearing confessions...
A man walks in and kneels down and begins his confession
Father, it has been two weeks since my last confession. These are my
sins: Last night I had sex with Fanny Green.
That is your sin?
Yes, Father.
You are forgiven. Go out and say one "Hail Mary"
The man leaves.
Soon, another man enters and kneels. Father, it has been one month
since my last confession. These are my sins: I have had sex with Fanny
Green every week for the last month.
The priest thinks to himself this Fanny Green woman is fairly popular
with his male parishioners...
Those are your sins?
Yes, Father.
You are forgiven. Go out and say three "Hail Marys."
The man leaves.
Soon, another man enters and kneels down. Father, it has been six
months since my last confession. These are my sins: I have had sex with
Fanny Green twice a week for the last six months.
This time, the priest has to ask - Who is this Fanny Green?
Just a woman I know, Father.
Very well, you are forgiven. Go out and say ten "Hail Marys."
The priest closes the church for the evening and leaves wondering who this Fanny Green woman is...
The next morning, the priest is up in front of his congregation saying
mass. The doors fly open in the back of the church and in walks this
woman, a tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress,
green sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather coming
from it. She walks straight up the aisle and sits down right in front of
the priest, her knees apart. The priest cannot help but stop and stare.
He finally catches himself and leans over to ask the altar boy -
Pssssst. Is that Fanny Green?
The altar boy has a look and says, "No, Father, I think it's just the
reflection off her shoes."
A man walks in and kneels down and begins his confession
Father, it has been two weeks since my last confession. These are my
sins: Last night I had sex with Fanny Green.
That is your sin?
Yes, Father.
You are forgiven. Go out and say one "Hail Mary"
The man leaves.
Soon, another man enters and kneels. Father, it has been one month
since my last confession. These are my sins: I have had sex with Fanny
Green every week for the last month.
The priest thinks to himself this Fanny Green woman is fairly popular
with his male parishioners...
Those are your sins?
Yes, Father.
You are forgiven. Go out and say three "Hail Marys."
The man leaves.
Soon, another man enters and kneels down. Father, it has been six
months since my last confession. These are my sins: I have had sex with
Fanny Green twice a week for the last six months.
This time, the priest has to ask - Who is this Fanny Green?
Just a woman I know, Father.
Very well, you are forgiven. Go out and say ten "Hail Marys."
The priest closes the church for the evening and leaves wondering who this Fanny Green woman is...
The next morning, the priest is up in front of his congregation saying
mass. The doors fly open in the back of the church and in walks this
woman, a tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress,
green sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather coming
from it. She walks straight up the aisle and sits down right in front of
the priest, her knees apart. The priest cannot help but stop and stare.
He finally catches himself and leans over to ask the altar boy -
Pssssst. Is that Fanny Green?
The altar boy has a look and says, "No, Father, I think it's just the
reflection off her shoes."
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