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[baron]

Did you hear the one about the farmer who was outstanding in his own field

 

[wiz569]

Did you hear the one about the farmer who was outstanding in his own field

Did he get struck by lightening

 

[baron]

Did he get struck by lightening

He may well have done in this current climate

 

[trevortron]

I saw a magic tractor the other day..... it turned into a field!!!

 

[Him Her]

Feel some farm jokes coming on lol

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"

What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head!

 

[trevortron]

On hearing the news that his herd of cows had bluetongue, farmer O'Reily said "By Jaysus, I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"

 

[Him Her]

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?
A: Laughing stock.

@trevortron - you do know we'll get our coats thrown at us soon? :Laugh:

 

[Abu Baniaz]

amoosing

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[Him Her]

amoosing

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Pull the 'udder' one

 

[Abu Baniaz]

Stop milking it.

 

[Him Her]

Bet you didn't know what cows favourite group is?

Yep, MOOdy Blues

 

[trevortron]

What a load of bull! :bangshead:

 

[craigneuk]

2 two cows in a field which one is on holiday.............the one wi the wee calf !

 

[ammzzzi]

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.