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Two old guys were chatting
One said to the other: "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing!!.....Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup !!.... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
I do not trip over things...
I just perform random gravity checks!
Mum, I'm dating a man."
- "Whom, sweetheart?"
- "Mike the mailman."
- "Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!"
- "But mum, age is just a number."
- "Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."
One said to the other: "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing!!.....Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup !!.... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
I do not trip over things...
I just perform random gravity checks!
Mum, I'm dating a man."
- "Whom, sweetheart?"
- "Mike the mailman."
- "Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!"
- "But mum, age is just a number."
- "Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."
