Teeny
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Once, upon a high hill in dutcho's back garden, where the sheep sleep, skybabe was looking for her big bright pink rampant rabbit toothbrush with fully adjustable speed control and bristles to reach her pearly whites molars and them things that you shouldn't really tickle in case they should inexplicably explode and shatter all things dreams are made of.
meanwhile, back at the farm digidude was exploring the possibilities, sheep or goat to have his wicked way with in the back of reddevils truck.
RedDevil was polishing dutchos shiny bike while clutching his tinsel and baulbles that fell off the wagon like a big hairy christmas yule log. Speaking of log, Captain Mickie D said, the server cannot take it she's been abducted by space RAT's that self destruct after the master RAT, masterbates with himself because daveh was busy with berley in the back of earwiggs sleigh.
Then reddevils fury pink helmet wafted cheesy eminations throughout the mods beef curtain factory in sunny Marbella where the tight-er the beef, the greater the rod friction, was causing Mairyhinge some concern as he has not been to Santas grotto to empty his load all over the admin's secret stash of rare hard porn mags and digidudes rubber Goat which Bronto had modified to make it's mouth moist and tight.
"Fook me" said Santa as he removed his finger from napster's a*se and tasted it, "Yuk, tastes like Tina's mince pies" That greedy fooker gagged on a massive length of phallic shaped rubber that was found hanging out allroads rusty sheriffs badge. 'Quick Quick' Highlander hold it before it goes soft!! "Give me a big hard tug then stand back because it's been a while since I've shot me own foot while massaging a goat. Meanwhile back at digidude's farm, the
meanwhile, back at the farm digidude was exploring the possibilities, sheep or goat to have his wicked way with in the back of reddevils truck.
RedDevil was polishing dutchos shiny bike while clutching his tinsel and baulbles that fell off the wagon like a big hairy christmas yule log. Speaking of log, Captain Mickie D said, the server cannot take it she's been abducted by space RAT's that self destruct after the master RAT, masterbates with himself because daveh was busy with berley in the back of earwiggs sleigh.
Then reddevils fury pink helmet wafted cheesy eminations throughout the mods beef curtain factory in sunny Marbella where the tight-er the beef, the greater the rod friction, was causing Mairyhinge some concern as he has not been to Santas grotto to empty his load all over the admin's secret stash of rare hard porn mags and digidudes rubber Goat which Bronto had modified to make it's mouth moist and tight.
"Fook me" said Santa as he removed his finger from napster's a*se and tasted it, "Yuk, tastes like Tina's mince pies" That greedy fooker gagged on a massive length of phallic shaped rubber that was found hanging out allroads rusty sheriffs badge. 'Quick Quick' Highlander hold it before it goes soft!! "Give me a big hard tug then stand back because it's been a while since I've shot me own foot while massaging a goat. Meanwhile back at digidude's farm, the