Directions Please Read

[jawbreaker]

Begin forwarded message:

>
>> 1.Start at Newcastle Airport.
>> 2.Catch flight from Newcastle to London Heathrow Airport.
>> 3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
>> 4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
>> 5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway
>> South" -
>> follow for 0.2 miles.
>> 6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
> for
>> 0.3
>> miles 7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North
> Airport
>> Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles 8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward
>> "Fort
>> Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles 9.Then continue on "US 287 north" -
> follow
>> for 91.1 miles 10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow
> for
>> 0.7 miles 11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" -
> follow
>> for
>> 104.0 miles 12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for
> 2.8
>> miles 13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
>> 14.Take
>> left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for7.8
> miles
>> 15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for
> 0.5miles
>> 16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow
> for1.7
>> miles 17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for
>> 0.1miles 18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas" .
>> .
>>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>> .
>> Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
>> SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!
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[RAB - P]

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[sharpe1983]

great one mate try telling that one to tony christie