I see these adverts for a no fuss and bother funeral and the price is fcuking ridiculous, over a grand ffs. Surly they're taking the pss? There's only one Crem i can think of in my locality so they really have the monopoly. I wonder if you could purchase some sort of furnace and set yourself up, charge a reasonable price, say £500 a pop. You'd be minted in no time.