TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
>You have two cows.
>You sell one and buy a bull.
>Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
>You sell the herd and retire on the income.
>
>
>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
>You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
>
>A FRENCH CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
>A JAPANESE CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an
>ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
>You then create irritating cow cartoon images called
>Cowkimon and market them world-wide at a fantastic profit.
>
>A GERMAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
>milk
>themselves.
>
>ENGLISH CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>Both are mad.
>
>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
>You break for lunch.
>
>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You count them and learn you have five cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
>You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
>
>A SWISS CORPORATION
>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
>You charge others for storing them.
>
>A HINDU CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You worship them.
>
>CHINESE CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You have 300 people milking them.
>You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and
>arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
>
>A WELSH CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>The younger one is rather attractive
>
>AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
>Western suburbs style....
>You have 2 stolen bulls but think they are cows
>You die the first time you try and milk them.
>
>AN IRISH CORPORATION
>Who cares, The EU Really owns them now and the pub is still serving
>
>A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You don't know what they are used for as they aren't sheep
>You shag them anyway.
>
>You have two cows.
>You sell one and buy a bull.
>Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
>You sell the herd and retire on the income.
>
>
>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
>You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
>
>A FRENCH CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
>A JAPANESE CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an
>ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
>You then create irritating cow cartoon images called
>Cowkimon and market them world-wide at a fantastic profit.
>
>A GERMAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
>milk
>themselves.
>
>ENGLISH CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>Both are mad.
>
>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
>You break for lunch.
>
>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You count them and learn you have five cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
>You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
>
>A SWISS CORPORATION
>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
>You charge others for storing them.
>
>A HINDU CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You worship them.
>
>CHINESE CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You have 300 people milking them.
>You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and
>arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
>
>A WELSH CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>The younger one is rather attractive
>
>AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
>Western suburbs style....
>You have 2 stolen bulls but think they are cows
>You die the first time you try and milk them.
>
>AN IRISH CORPORATION
>Who cares, The EU Really owns them now and the pub is still serving
>
>A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
>You have two cows.
>You don't know what they are used for as they aren't sheep
>You shag them anyway.
>
