Counting Sheep

[vat19]

This blonde girl was sick of all the dumb blonde jibes she was getting so she decided to get her hair dyed black. later that day she was driving through the country when she came upon a shepherd herding his sheep down the road. She stopped and said to the shepherd " I bet I could guess how many sheep you have got", the Shepherd replied " if you can guess it right I'll let you keep one" the girl guessed 42, the Shepherd said " that's exactly right must have been a lucky guess" a let her pick one of the herd which she promptly put in the boot of her car. "Just before you go" said the Shepherd, "if I can guess the true colour of your hair will you give me back my Sheepdog".

vat 19

p.s. as one Shepherd said to the other, "Lets get the flock outta here"