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Inactive User
INTERNET WOMAN: It's not easy to get access to her.
SERVER WOMAN: She's always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS WOMAN: Everybody knows she cannot do anything right, but nobody can
live without her.
AOL WOMAN: Nobody can stand her for more than half an hour.
EXCEL WOMAN: They say she can do lots of things, but you only use her for
the 4 basic operations.
WORD WOMAN: She always has a surprise for you and there isn't anybody who
really understands her.
D.O.S. WOMAN: There was a time when everybody needed her, but nobody wants
her now.
BACKUP WOMAN: You think you have everything with her, but actually there is
always something missing.
SCANDISK WOMAN: She is good deep inside and she is only trying to help.
But, actually nobody knows what she is really doing.
SCREENSAVER WOMAN: She is useless, but you have fun with her.
PAINTBRUSH WOMAN: Easy to use, but nobody gets satisfied.
RAM WOMAN: She forgets everything as soon as she is unplugged.
HARD DISK WOMAN: She always remembers everything.
MOUSE WOMAN: She is useful only when she is pushed and dragged.
MULTIMEDIA WOMAN: She makes everything look nice.
JOYSTICK WOMAN: When you use her, you end with your hand sweating and your
arm aches.
MICROSOFT WOMAN: She wants to dominate every man she meets. She'll try to
convince you she's the best for you. She schemes how to make you get in
trouble with other women. She promises you that she'll do whatever you want
if you throw your girl friends' telephone numbers away. Suddenly, she will
be the only one in your life. There will come a time when you will need her
approval before you can open the fridge or you can take your car keys.
PASSWORD WOMAN: You think you're the only one who knows her, but actually
everybody knows her.
MP3 WOMAN: Everybody wants to have her.
USUER WOMAN: She does nothing right and she is always demanding more than
she really needs.
ANALYST-PROGRAMMER WOMAN: She is always cooking, she is always mending.
CPU WOMAN: She has a great look outside, but she is empty inside.
MONITOR WOMAN: She makes you see life in colourful ways.
CD-ROM WOMAN: Everytime she is faster.
CONSULTANT WOMAN: She tells you everything except what you want to know.
E-MAIL WOMAN: When she talks, at least 8 things out of 10 are nonsenses.
VIRUS WOMAN: (ALSO KNOWN AS WIFE) When you least expect, she gets into your
life, she stays and takes control of all your belongings. If you try to get
rid of her, you lose many resources. But, if you don't, then you may lose
everything.
SERVER WOMAN: She's always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS WOMAN: Everybody knows she cannot do anything right, but nobody can
live without her.
AOL WOMAN: Nobody can stand her for more than half an hour.
EXCEL WOMAN: They say she can do lots of things, but you only use her for
the 4 basic operations.
WORD WOMAN: She always has a surprise for you and there isn't anybody who
really understands her.
D.O.S. WOMAN: There was a time when everybody needed her, but nobody wants
her now.
BACKUP WOMAN: You think you have everything with her, but actually there is
always something missing.
SCANDISK WOMAN: She is good deep inside and she is only trying to help.
But, actually nobody knows what she is really doing.
SCREENSAVER WOMAN: She is useless, but you have fun with her.
PAINTBRUSH WOMAN: Easy to use, but nobody gets satisfied.
RAM WOMAN: She forgets everything as soon as she is unplugged.
HARD DISK WOMAN: She always remembers everything.
MOUSE WOMAN: She is useful only when she is pushed and dragged.
MULTIMEDIA WOMAN: She makes everything look nice.
JOYSTICK WOMAN: When you use her, you end with your hand sweating and your
arm aches.
MICROSOFT WOMAN: She wants to dominate every man she meets. She'll try to
convince you she's the best for you. She schemes how to make you get in
trouble with other women. She promises you that she'll do whatever you want
if you throw your girl friends' telephone numbers away. Suddenly, she will
be the only one in your life. There will come a time when you will need her
approval before you can open the fridge or you can take your car keys.
PASSWORD WOMAN: You think you're the only one who knows her, but actually
everybody knows her.
MP3 WOMAN: Everybody wants to have her.
USUER WOMAN: She does nothing right and she is always demanding more than
she really needs.
ANALYST-PROGRAMMER WOMAN: She is always cooking, she is always mending.
CPU WOMAN: She has a great look outside, but she is empty inside.
MONITOR WOMAN: She makes you see life in colourful ways.
CD-ROM WOMAN: Everytime she is faster.
CONSULTANT WOMAN: She tells you everything except what you want to know.
E-MAIL WOMAN: When she talks, at least 8 things out of 10 are nonsenses.
VIRUS WOMAN: (ALSO KNOWN AS WIFE) When you least expect, she gets into your
life, she stays and takes control of all your belongings. If you try to get
rid of her, you lose many resources. But, if you don't, then you may lose
everything.
