Chicken Surprise


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May 12, 2005
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Chicken surprise

The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount and she sees two beedy little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

‘Jesus’, did you see that? she asks her husband. He hasn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises and again he sees two beedy eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down.

Rather pertruded he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation. ‘Well sir’ says the waiter, ‘what did you order’?

‘We chose the same’ he replies, ‘the chicken surprise’

‘Oh I do apologise, this is all my fault’ says the waiter, I brought you the peking duck.