Chatup lines (female)

Dutcho

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1. Can you please tell your pants that its rude to point.



2. If ur naughty go to ur room...if u wanna b naughty go 2 mine.



3. Screw bicycles you can ride me.



4. I have the F, the C and the K, now all i need is U.



5. The word of the night is legs, lets go back to my room and i'll spread the word.



6. I think i hear the ambulance coming to get me coz the sight of u made my heart stop.



7. Are those space pants ur wearing coz that ass is outta this world!



8. They say kissing is the language of love, care to indulge in a lil convo?



9. I lost my numba can i have urs ?



10. Can i have directions to ur heart coz im kinda lost in ur eyes



11. Is there something in ur pocket or are u just pleased 2 c me ?



12. Can u give me a pic of u so i can show Santa what i want for christmas ?



13. Your clothes wud look gd on my floor.



14. If i had a rose for every time i thought of u i'd be walkin in my garden 4eva !



15. I lost my teddy bear will u sleep wiv me instead ?



16. Get outta my dreams and into my life !



17. Is that a mirror in ur pocket coz i can see myself down ur pants.



18. Have u got any room for extra tongue in ur mouth ?



19. Brrr! My hands are cold can i stick them down ur pants to warm them up ?



20. I kno somebody hu likes u but if i werent so shy i'd tell u hu.



21. My beds broken can i sleep in urs ?



22. Im not actually a queen but i can give u sumthing royal.



23. If someone gives you the finger say "Is that a promise?"



24. Wow! U have big feet can i find out if wot ppl say is true ?



25. Excuse me i just noticed that u noticed me and i want to give u notice that i noticed u 2.



26. Is it hot in here or is it just u ?



27. Are you cold ? You should be. You've been naked in my mind all night.



28. Im easy but it looks like ur hard.



29. Are you going to kiss me or do i have 2 lie to my diary ?



30. Can u get ur pencil out so i can stick it in my pencil case ?



31. Have u always been this cute or have u had 2 work at it ?



32. If i told u that u had a great body wud u hold it against me ?



33. Were u arrested earlier ? Its gotta be illegal to look that gd.



34. Thats a really nice smile u've got, shame thats not all ur wearin.



35. Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sins are forgiven so stick it in !



36. Dont stick ur tongue out unless you intend to use it.



37. Lets play hockey, I'll be the net and you can score.
 
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