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A man arrives at the pearly gates and st peter says what misfortune brings you here?
Well said the man i thought my wife was cheating on me with the next door neighbour so i got home early from work to catch her at it i ran upstairs into the bedroom and she was on the bed naked but no sign of anyone else.
Then i heard a noise at the front door so i looked out the window and there he was. In a rage i picked up the wardrobe and shoved it through the window on his head. unfortunately my heart couldnt stand the strain of all this i had a heart attack and ended up here
St peter says sorry to hear that go through my son
Then another man arrives peter says and what is your story?
The man says i dont understand it i was just calling on my next door neighbour to ask if could borrow their lawnmower when a wardrobe fell out of the sky and landed on my head so here i am.
Peter looks amazed but says sorry to hear that go through my son
Then a third man arrives and peter says whet brings you to these gates
The man replies Your not going to believe this .
Peter says today my son i can believe anything?
Well says the man its like this I was hiding in this wardrobe #######
Heard this a long time ago but I thought it was funny : colors1
Well said the man i thought my wife was cheating on me with the next door neighbour so i got home early from work to catch her at it i ran upstairs into the bedroom and she was on the bed naked but no sign of anyone else.
Then i heard a noise at the front door so i looked out the window and there he was. In a rage i picked up the wardrobe and shoved it through the window on his head. unfortunately my heart couldnt stand the strain of all this i had a heart attack and ended up here
St peter says sorry to hear that go through my son
Then another man arrives peter says and what is your story?
The man says i dont understand it i was just calling on my next door neighbour to ask if could borrow their lawnmower when a wardrobe fell out of the sky and landed on my head so here i am.
Peter looks amazed but says sorry to hear that go through my son
Then a third man arrives and peter says whet brings you to these gates
The man replies Your not going to believe this .
Peter says today my son i can believe anything?
Well says the man its like this I was hiding in this wardrobe #######
Heard this a long time ago but I thought it was funny : colors1
