Catholic coffee morning in rome

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CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square .
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When hewalks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows
their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips.


When she walks into a room, people

say, "Oh My God."
 

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CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square .
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When hewalks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows
their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips.


When she walks into a room, people

say, "Oh My God."


No wonder they say that, she must be some shape, if he boobs are 38D, then a 24 waist, 38 is the measure beneath! Maybe the big gut. PMSL, but funny all the same. :)
 

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No wonder they say that, she must be some shape, if he boobs are 38D, then a 24 waist, 38 is the measure beneath! Maybe the big gut. PMSL, but funny all the same. :)

I thought 38 was under the boob, 24 round the waist and then 34 hips, why would she have a big gut ?

Why are we over analysing a joke ?

Are we that sad, lol
 

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I thought 38 was under the boob, 24 round the waist and then 34 hips, why would she have a big gut ?

Why are we over analysing a joke ?

Are we that sad, lol

Yes i'm that sad, i'm a woman lol. Your proportions are whacked, Sorry. :Wave:
 

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maybe she had a boob job and that op where you get the lowest rib removed to give you a tiny waist! pmsl ;)
 

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maybe she had a boob job and that op where you get the lowest rib removed to give you a tiny waist! pmsl ;)

Witchy is thinking of getting that done. I think he has an alteriar motive, so that he can suck his own dick. PMSL
 

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I would be glad to confirm the measurements to settle this dispute, if anyone can arrange it.......:proud:
 
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