A C U R A
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
A L F A
Another Lemon From Antonio
A M C
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
All Makes Combined
All Major Cost
All Muscle Car
Afro Motor Company
Ain't Merely Chevy
Another Major Catastrophe
Another Miracle Car
A U D I
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
B E E T L E
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
B M W
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Babe Magnet On Wheels
Barely Moving Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Bayersher Mist Wagon
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Bimbette Motoer Weapon
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bought My Wife
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bowel Movement Wagon
Break My Window
Breaks Most Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Broke My Wallet
Broken Money Waster
Broken Money Works
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Business, Money and Woman
B O W T I E
Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
B U I C K
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
C A M A R O
Can't America Make A Real One?
Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding
C H E V R O L E T
Can Handle Everything, Runs Over Limbs, Even Trees
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Runs ONly Low ET's
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Exhaust Too
C H E V Y
Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
C H R Y S L E R
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
C I T R O E N
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
D A T S U N
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
D O D G E
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Dem Oil Dudes Go Everywhere
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
F I A T
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Failure In Automotive Technology
Famous Italian Automobile Triumph
Feeble Italians Aren't Trustworthy
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fired Idiot Assembled This!
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Fix It Again, Tony!
Flaky Italians Assemble Trash
Flipped It Again Tony
Found In A Taxi
Found In A Trench
F O R D
Driver Returns On Foot (Backwards)
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Failed On Race Day
Fails On Rainy Days
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
First Over Rated Disaster
First Over Rated Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Russian Dump
Found Out-Right Dangerous
For Off Road Driving
For Old Retired Dudes
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Freakin' Owner Real Dumb!
G M
Garbage Makers
General Maintenance
General Mistake
Generally Miserable
Generous Motors
Grossly Misconceived
Grungy Merchandise
Gypped Me
G M C
Garage Man`s Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gigantic Mountains of Crap
God's Mechanical Curse
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Got More Crap
GrandMothers Car
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
G T I
Get'cher Tools Out
Got Tossers Inside
H O N D A
Had One, Never Did Again
Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (Else)
Heck Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
How Odd-No Darn Acceleration
H Y U N D A I
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
J A G U A R
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
J E E P
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Just Eat Every Pickle
Just Eats Every Part
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Everyone Else's Parts
L O T U S
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
M A Z D A
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
M G
Money Guzzler
M G B
Might Go Backwards
M G F
Might Go Forwards
M U S T A N G
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
N I S S A N
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Now In Some Shotty Automobile Nightmare
P O N T I A C
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
P O R S C H E
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Shotty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
P R O T O N
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays
R E N A U L T
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
S A A B
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Such An Arrogant Boy
Still Ain't A Bimmer
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
S M A R T
Slow Moving And Really Tiny
S U B A R U
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Shot Up Bad A-- Racing Unit
U R A BUS (Backwards)
T O Y O T A
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
The One You Ought To Avoid
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
T R I U M P H
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tired Repairing Until My Parts Hurt
V O L V O
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
V W
Virtually Worthless
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
A L F A
Another Lemon From Antonio
A M C
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
All Makes Combined
All Major Cost
All Muscle Car
Afro Motor Company
Ain't Merely Chevy
Another Major Catastrophe
Another Miracle Car
A U D I
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
B E E T L E
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
B M W
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Babe Magnet On Wheels
Barely Moving Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Bayersher Mist Wagon
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Bimbette Motoer Weapon
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bought My Wife
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bowel Movement Wagon
Break My Window
Breaks Most Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Broke My Wallet
Broken Money Waster
Broken Money Works
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Business, Money and Woman
B O W T I E
Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
B U I C K
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
C A M A R O
Can't America Make A Real One?
Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding
C H E V R O L E T
Can Handle Everything, Runs Over Limbs, Even Trees
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Runs ONly Low ET's
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Exhaust Too
C H E V Y
Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
C H R Y S L E R
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
C I T R O E N
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
D A T S U N
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
D O D G E
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Dem Oil Dudes Go Everywhere
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
F I A T
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Failure In Automotive Technology
Famous Italian Automobile Triumph
Feeble Italians Aren't Trustworthy
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fired Idiot Assembled This!
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Fix It Again, Tony!
Flaky Italians Assemble Trash
Flipped It Again Tony
Found In A Taxi
Found In A Trench
F O R D
Driver Returns On Foot (Backwards)
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Failed On Race Day
Fails On Rainy Days
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
First Over Rated Disaster
First Over Rated Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Russian Dump
Found Out-Right Dangerous
For Off Road Driving
For Old Retired Dudes
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Freakin' Owner Real Dumb!
G M
Garbage Makers
General Maintenance
General Mistake
Generally Miserable
Generous Motors
Grossly Misconceived
Grungy Merchandise
Gypped Me
G M C
Garage Man`s Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gigantic Mountains of Crap
God's Mechanical Curse
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Got More Crap
GrandMothers Car
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
G T I
Get'cher Tools Out
Got Tossers Inside
H O N D A
Had One, Never Did Again
Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (Else)
Heck Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
How Odd-No Darn Acceleration
H Y U N D A I
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
J A G U A R
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
J E E P
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Just Eat Every Pickle
Just Eats Every Part
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Everyone Else's Parts
L O T U S
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
M A Z D A
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
M G
Money Guzzler
M G B
Might Go Backwards
M G F
Might Go Forwards
M U S T A N G
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
N I S S A N
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Now In Some Shotty Automobile Nightmare
P O N T I A C
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
P O R S C H E
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Shotty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
P R O T O N
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays
R E N A U L T
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
S A A B
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Such An Arrogant Boy
Still Ain't A Bimmer
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
S M A R T
Slow Moving And Really Tiny
S U B A R U
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Shot Up Bad A-- Racing Unit
U R A BUS (Backwards)
T O Y O T A
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
The One You Ought To Avoid
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
T R I U M P H
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tired Repairing Until My Parts Hurt
V O L V O
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
V W
Virtually Worthless
