Buy a girl a drink

[knight]

I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.

"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said,

"Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose."
...
"Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?"

"Well, it's kind of a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."

"Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me."

So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke, mate."

 

[Atasas]

I bet you pulled! she wasn't as fat after all:Smileysex

 

[sticky]

Or was she fat and he in a way told her she needs to slim and then the fight started

 

[Him Her]

I reckon fat tart...and he left suddenly, leaving her with the bill lol

 

[earwig999]

You lot are all Fattists, perhaps she wasn't old enough for alcohol!

 

[Him Her]

I could't possible comment - this not being the 'Adult Room'

 

[sticky]

Bar he was telling her something or or or he was a cheapskate and day want to spend good money on it

 

[D 8 RCS]

The Diet Coke came with a straw.......................She was a Sucker !
Take that remark how you wish !!!!

 

[miggy]

The Diet Coke came with a straw.......................She was a Sucker !
Take that remark how you wish !!!!

Bet she was a blower as well after all that coke mate.

 

[Tamarc]

blowin out his hairy ass i bet ...lol