Tell us -- were you born such a retarded shithead, or were you originally a slug who managed to rise to such prominence?
You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper
You are to mankind what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods.
You're so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your anus so that you can hear me kick your ass.
Your wife is like a brick; flat on both sides, dirty, and gets layed by Mexicans.
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
You're so dumb, when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.
Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of shit.
I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you posess
I'm sorry, are you still flapping your man-pleaser, no one wants to hear your cock-holster, so just shut up.
They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society.
Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
You're a miserable failure. A waste of human flesh. Why don't you do the world a favor and blow your brains out.
I hope you never have children. It would truly be a shame if you infected this world with your poisoned seed.
You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed.
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipshit you are
You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.
Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own d#ck.
I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.
Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.
You're a bottom-feeder loser who feeds off the scraps that the roaches won't even touch.
Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.
You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper
You are to mankind what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods.
You're so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your anus so that you can hear me kick your ass.
Your wife is like a brick; flat on both sides, dirty, and gets layed by Mexicans.
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
You're so dumb, when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.
Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of shit.
I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you posess
I'm sorry, are you still flapping your man-pleaser, no one wants to hear your cock-holster, so just shut up.
They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society.
Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
You're a miserable failure. A waste of human flesh. Why don't you do the world a favor and blow your brains out.
I hope you never have children. It would truly be a shame if you infected this world with your poisoned seed.
You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed.
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipshit you are
You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.
Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own d#ck.
I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.
Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.
You're a bottom-feeder loser who feeds off the scraps that the roaches won't even touch.
Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.
