The college professor had just finished explaining
an important research project to his class. He
emphasized that this paper was an absolute
requirement for passing his class, and that
there would be only two acceptable excuses for being
late. Those were a medically certifiable
illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A smart-alec student in the back of the classroom
waved his hand and spoke up. "But, what about extreme
sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect,
the class exploded in laughter. When the students had
finally settled down, the professor froze the young man
with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn
to write with your other hand." :salute:
an important research project to his class. He
emphasized that this paper was an absolute
requirement for passing his class, and that
there would be only two acceptable excuses for being
late. Those were a medically certifiable
illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A smart-alec student in the back of the classroom
waved his hand and spoke up. "But, what about extreme
sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect,
the class exploded in laughter. When the students had
finally settled down, the professor froze the young man
with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn
to write with your other hand." :salute:
