stu1
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After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her womanhood was dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken it's toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things up with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot than a rather badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from " she asked her nurse, "They are very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them".
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the Surgeon; the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".
"Ah, thats really nice" said Lucy.
"The second is from your husband; he's delighted that the operation was such a success and he cant wait to get you home".
" Brilliant" said Lucy, "and the third",
" That's from Eric in the burns unit", said the nurse. " He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears".
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from " she asked her nurse, "They are very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them".
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the Surgeon; the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".
"Ah, thats really nice" said Lucy.
"The second is from your husband; he's delighted that the operation was such a success and he cant wait to get you home".
" Brilliant" said Lucy, "and the third",
" That's from Eric in the burns unit", said the nurse. " He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears".
