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ADULT who is the father of my twins lol
The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support
> Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
>
>
> These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
>
>
> 01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered
> by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B,
> but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
>
> 02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being
> sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
> you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
> helps.
>
>
> 03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with
> a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
> fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his
> phone number? Thanks.
>
>
> 04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
> BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
> Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's
> had it replaced.
>
>
> 05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
> confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
> risen again.
>
>
> 06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
do
> so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
> the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by
the
> country. Please advise.
>
>
> 07 I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the
> same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
>
>
> 08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can
> you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
>
>
> 09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney,
> maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
> sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If
> I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
> 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
>
> 11. * A Possible favourite*
>
>
> I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, when
> you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support
> Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
>
>
> These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
>
>
> 01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered
> by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B,
> but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
>
> 02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being
> sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
> you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
> helps.
>
>
> 03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with
> a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
> fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his
> phone number? Thanks.
>
>
> 04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
> BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
> Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's
> had it replaced.
>
>
> 05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
> confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
> risen again.
>
>
> 06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
do
> so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
> the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by
the
> country. Please advise.
>
>
> 07 I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the
> same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
>
>
> 08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can
> you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
>
>
> 09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney,
> maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
> sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If
> I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
> 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
>
> 11. * A Possible favourite*
>
>
> I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, when
> you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
S
steviebaby2
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I wish they said that on my csa forms ha ha
