Once upon a time,
A Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after,
And rode motorcycles
And dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women,
And hunted and fished
And raced cars, and went to titty bars
And dated ladies half his age
And drank whisky, beer, and Captain Morgan,
And never heard any bitching and never paid child support or alimony,
And dated cheerleaders
And kept his house and guns,
And ate spam, potato chips and beans,
And blew enormous farts,
And never got cheated on while he was at work,
And he had lots of dogs
And all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell,
And he had tons of money in the bank,
And left the toilet seat up.
The End
A Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after,
And rode motorcycles
And dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women,
And hunted and fished
And raced cars, and went to titty bars
And dated ladies half his age
And drank whisky, beer, and Captain Morgan,
And never heard any bitching and never paid child support or alimony,
And dated cheerleaders
And kept his house and guns,
And ate spam, potato chips and beans,
And blew enormous farts,
And never got cheated on while he was at work,
And he had lots of dogs
And all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell,
And he had tons of money in the bank,
And left the toilet seat up.
The End
