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A duck walks into a bar

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A duck walks into a bar and says, “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No, we do not have any bloody bread.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any bread. Ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the bar you irritating bird. Now bugger off.”
There was a pause…….
The duck says: “Got any nails?”
The barman says: “No.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
 

Ratts

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:tumbleweed: ducking hell . :(

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Were you pished at the time young Ratts?. I worry about you fella I think you are going quackers. :)
don't worry miggy, I'm Ducking behind the sofa so the men in white coats cant see me ;)