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A duck walks into a bar

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  1. funghi

    funghi New Member

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    A duck walks into a bar and says, “Got any bread?”
    The barman says: “No.”
    The duck says: “Got any bread?”
    The barman says: “No.”
    The duck says: “Got any bread?”
    The barman says: “No, we do not have any bloody bread.”
    The duck says: “Got any bread?”
    The barman says: “No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any bread. Ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the bar you irritating bird. Now bugger off.”
    There was a pause…….
    The duck says: “Got any nails?”
    The barman says: “No.”
    The duck says: “Got any bread?”
     
  2. arniesack

    arniesack New Member

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    Oh dear! LMAO
     
  3. Ratts

    Ratts VIP Member VIP Member

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    I liked it :Doc:

    lol
     
  4. adz1100

    adz1100 New Member

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    thats funny lol
     
  5. miggy

    miggy VIP Member VIP Member

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    :tumbleweed: ducking hell . :(

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    Were you pished at the time young Ratts?. I worry about you fella I think you are going quackers. :)
     
  6. Ratts

    Ratts VIP Member VIP Member

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    don't worry miggy, I'm Ducking behind the sofa so the men in white coats cant see me ;)
     
  7. IANB

    IANB VIP Member VIP Member Premium Member

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    I laughed. I love jokes like that. :)
     
  8. diogogomes11

    diogogomes11 New Member

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    Ahah. Good one! :p
     
  9. Jameslewis

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    Just told it to the wife, still didnt get it.
     

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