A duck walks into a bar and says, “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No, we do not have any bloody bread.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any bread. Ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the bar you irritating bird. Now bugger off.”
There was a pause…….
The duck says: “Got any nails?”
The barman says: “No.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No, we do not have any bloody bread.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”
The barman says: “No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any bread. Ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the bar you irritating bird. Now bugger off.”
There was a pause…….
The duck says: “Got any nails?”
The barman says: “No.”
The duck says: “Got any bread?”