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[Plate face]

Irish mans friend is hit by a car and calls the ambulance

Irish man: please send an ambulance my friend has been hit by car his nose and ears are bleeding and I think he has broken his legs.
Operator: what is ur location?
Irish man: outside 28 eucalyptus street!
Operator: how do u spell that?
Silence (heavy breathing) then after a minute
Operator: r u there sir?
More heavy breathing again after a minute
Operator: can u hear me sir?
This goes on for a few minutes until....
Operator: sir please answer me can u hear me?
Irish man: yeah sorry about that I didn't know how to spell eucalyptus street so I dragged him to 3 oak street....
Hahahahaha