3 blondes(may be offesive to blondes)

[ruud36]

3 blondes walking in the woods and they wander upon some tracks.1st blonde says "these are deer tracks",2nd one says "no they're badger tracks",3rd blonde says"no, they're fox tracks".
Sadly while they were arguing they were all killed by the train!!!!

 

[goldie]

hahah thats got to be the blondest, blonde joke ever xx and no, i wasnt offended us essex blondes can take it.

 

[Kruger]

us essex blondes can take it.

lol hmmmmmm so who gonna put the one liner in here lol

 

[hawkish]

hahah thats got to be the blondest, blonde joke ever xx and no, i wasnt offended us essex blondes can take it.

if you were to ask for an innuendo...

id give you one

 

[vikwaters]

Ok, I'll slip one in as well :tongue:

 

[dar1437]

2 blondes were found frozen to death at a drive in movie theatre.

They went to see a film called (Closed For Winter)

 

[snp-g]

2 blondes were found frozen to death at a drive in movie theatre.

They went to see a film called (Closed For Winter)

Not seen that one, maybe they'll show it again this winter.

 

[dar1437]

Not seen that one, maybe they'll show it again this winter.

I think it's shown every year, bit like The Great Escape.

 

[Messa]

On a serious not my wife is blonde and she has had enough of all the gags.

We went to see a ventriloquist a while ago and he was chucking out all the old blonde gags. Eventually the wife snapped and stood up, I was embarassed as fook.

She started shouting how she was sick of the same old blonde gags etc.

The ventriloquist said 'sorry love I didn't mean to offend'.

The wife screamed back 'I am not talking to you, I am talking to that little shit on your knee!'

 

[goldie]

I think it's shown every year, bit like The Great Escape.

thats was on last night as it happens on sky classics!!! i watched it too . and most of "the longest day" after. love war films .

oh and MESSA it took me a few lines to realise it was a joke, have heard it before but forgot lol .