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I found this little gem on my travels. Sardine can indeed!!!

I was in the Chemists today and asked the assistant "What gets rid of the coronavirus"? She answered "Ammonia cleaner". I replied..."Sorry, I thought you worked here".

But he'll always be remembered as being the owner of a wee willy: Billionaire diamond trader, 65, dies when having his penis enlarged

As per the title, I've started looking at home security, and quite fancy rigging up a couple of external IP cameras with movement detection and network storage. All suggestions, as well as personal experience very much welcome.

Why is that phrase so difficult to pronounce when pished? "Hey Google" isn't any better and usually ends up with me being ignored...I may as well be talking to the wife. Being Scottash, I have absolutely no problems in enunciating the phrase "awright bawbag, play Elmore James", or "haw...

One more post...one more like! Congrat's Nara (bdela) :)

OK Lemmy turned his Cowboy Booted toes to the daisies in 2015, and wtf is ALF doing in there?

If your wife is stuck for gifts ideas for you this Christmas, why not suggest that she buys you Eucris aftershave by Geo F Trumper. It's a quality scent which James Bond apparently wore in Diamonds are forever (ok, it's fiction I know). I've often had women approach me to ask what I was...

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- - - Updated - - - As well as a Broadcaster, Jimmy knocked out a few tunes as well:

Here's a quiz I created a few weeks back, see how many you can get. If you decide to post the answers, please do it in ROT13 so that it doesn't spoil it for other members. I've created 40 of them, here's the first 10, enjoy :) Artist, Title & year please.

Nicola Sturgeon looks like Oor Wullie in drag? TV was crap earlier, so I created this. Striking resemblance dontchya think? Alex Salmond also looks like Fat Boab.

Seedy_r0m has completed the scored quiz Mick's Christmas Quiz and got a 88%. Follow this link to view their quiz - Mick's Christmas Quiz.

Full collection of Marine Habitat magazines - 655Mb over 21 issues Full collection of Tropical Habitat magazines I used to have a subscription for Marine Habitat, the magazine is a great source of info for beginner & expert alike. Enjoy :Fish:

OK there's the odd few who like to have soft pr0n as an avvy (which shouldn't be allowed), but how about letting us upload our own again? Some suggested no no's are: Not allowed Nudity (full, with bits hanging out) Offensive comments Images designed to offend/cause friction Also, the previous...

I know this is not in the correct section, but I've shoved it in here for maximum exposure for the mo'. -- To remove the crappy background image which Google has just introduced, use the following URL instead of your normal one. [URL="http://www.google.com/webhp?ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tab=iw"] If...

Some of you may know, I've got relatives over from the colonies, so I've took some time out to show them a bit of culture/heritage etc. I've already did the Highlands tour thing, food, touristy pap, Edinburgh, Stirling castles, MacDonalds, Campbells, Wallace, De Brus, Lochs, Hills, Bens, Glens...

South African white supremacist leader Eugene Terreblanche has been killed on his farm in the country's north-west. Mr Terreblanche, 69, was beaten to death after a dispute over unpaid wages, local media reports said. Two people are said to have been arrested. Mr Terreblanche, who...

Introducing Translate for Animals (beta): Bridging the gap between animals and humans Making the world's information universally accessible is a key goal for Google. Language is one of our biggest challenges so we have targeted our efforts on removing language barriers...

What can be said that hasn't already been said about this epic contribution to the film industry. If I can add one criticism? It could've done with some Meryl. Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer