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...eat all your hdd # + IP udp-port log-file-name L: { 00 } # keep ecm cache, seconds # every cache entry takes 28 bytes, so 24h cache will take *only* 240-400kb of memory, # for openbox/elanvision users with remote shares make sense to set it higher than default value, # to not hammer...

I put money on it that most of us will admit to having far too many remote controls. Sometimes i can get confused when switching between devices/channels. Ive tried an all in 1 harmony one but it didnt do everything so i found it easier going back to original ones. Sometimes its hard to find...

Painting your pussy is becoming popular. Some of the paint jobs cost £10,000 and had to be repeated every 3 months as the pussy`s hair grows out. Must be nice to have £40,000 a year just to keep your pussy painted!! And people wonder why cats sometimes attack their owners!! Not...

Rat And Mouse Recipe Mice aren't that bad. Especially not with chiles and tortillas! It's all how you look at them. When the big crash0 hits, you're going to drool for any extra mice running around your house. RECIPE FOR "Enchiladas El Mouse-o EN EL HOUSE-O" 6 corn tortillas 6 mice...

which one of you has put Napsters photo as my Avatar ? come on its not nice taking the pi55 out of him.

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...

One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a scouser arrived at a hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an...

As they approached Dublin number one runway, the tower heard: PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus! CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy!! PILOT -...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

How to build a Garden Shed. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8p9GBYmXQKo&feature=related

If you have a dog and want it to be fully trained please PM bro. He is a master at training dogs. here is a short Video of what he can acieve with your dog. It took him just 8 month to get his dog doing that.

Here is a pic of one of Digidudes sheep in battle, his is the horny one. See who can make the funniest caption and win a free day out in a field of Digi`s choice.

This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its said to be true!!!!! John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling...

Daughter snapped a hinge on her laptop, and when i stripped it down i noticed the other hinge is cracked ( ready to snap ). This is the hinge that opens the screen(lid) . Its a TOSHIBA EQUIUM A80-132 . Ive been on Ask.co.uk. and Google and cant find anywhere to buy a pair. there...

Last week i purchased a Panasonic blu-ray player, and was talked into buying a hdmi cable for it for £30, the shop had other cables in for £80 and less, i was told i need the good quality cable or i would lose the picture quality. The problem ive got is my Pioneer tv has only got 1 HDMI...

Many happy returns Martin, hope you have a great day, have a beer on me.

has anyone ever used this site before. ? . .. . . . . i joined it many years ago, just as a gaming site, was wondering if anyone still uses it ? Armoured fist was the game i joined there to play. Just was wondering if its worth logging back on ?

Congrats to the Devil (Napster) 6,666 posts reached, lol weird or what ?

iPOD 20gb special edition U2 thought i was doing a favour for a mate, when he asked if i could look at his iPOD. he wanted it put to its default settings, and remove all the songs on it as he bought it 2nd hand. i tried through iTunes but kept getting an error ( 1448 ) or ( 1844 )...